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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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