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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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