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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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