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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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