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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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