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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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