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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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