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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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