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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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