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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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