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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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