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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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