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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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