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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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