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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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