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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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