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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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