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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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