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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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