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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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