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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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