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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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