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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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