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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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