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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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