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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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