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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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