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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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