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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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