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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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