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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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