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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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