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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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