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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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