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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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