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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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