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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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