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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻
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