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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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