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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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