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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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