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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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