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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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