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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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