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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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