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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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