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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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