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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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