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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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