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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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