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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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