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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.