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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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