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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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