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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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