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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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